My name Will and my current hobby is debating the pros of contemporary Malaysian fish-farming with nonbelievers on a Vietnamese goat milk forum.

I usually start each day with a big cup of coffee and 10-15 marlboro reds, then I follow that by self-flagellation using a free range salmon filet.

Once I’m good and awake, I breakfast. My breakfast varies, however I’m prone to lox bagels and ted talks on the topic of today. Today is neither good nor bad, it simply is today.